X-Men Origins: ME.

It’s about freaking time that someone went ahead and blasphemed against my origin story.

I mean, they didn’t even talk about old one eye’s in X-Men Origins: Cyclops and they got diamond tits’ outright wrong in X-Men Origins: Emma Frost.  I was feeling left out!  All I’ve been doing is fighting AIM for my alternaverse zombie head, having inane adventures in a solo title, hanging out dimension-hopping with my alterna-buddies saving the multiverse, attending funerals, joining X-Force, team-up with Z-Listers and watching Bea Arthur porn.

It’s really about time I took a moment to reflect on something I’ve already done.  That being: MY ENTIRE LIFE UP UNTIL THIS POINT.

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Feed Proxy doesn’t talk about E3.

We all read blogs – as evident by your reading of this blog now. But we don’t all read blogs all the time and we don’t all subscribe to RSS feeds. We do. So, to make it easier for people who don’t, we’ve collected a series of this week’s posts from a series of blogs that we follow.

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A Friend in Need…

So I had my own on-going, right, and then it got cancelled and I got replaced by, well –


Yes, by myself.  But I wasn’t as popular as me.

No you weren’t.

No I wasn’t.  So I got cancelled and replaced by me again.

You were a lot more popular than you were.

I really was.  But they didn’t think it was enough.

They thought we needed friends.

For the banter.

Ha!  So much for that.  WE ARE OUR OWN BANTER.

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Prelude to the ME Corps

You know who I fucking love?  Rob Liefield. I am so glad that he created me.  If not for him, I’d be a two-dimensional rip-off of myself fighting the TEEN TITANS!


I think Fabian helped out a little.

Who the Hell is Fabian?

The guy who created you.

Rob Liefield?

No the guy who wrote you.

Daniel Way?

No, he created us.

He did?

Yeah, before Way we used to be just normal narrative boxes.

Really?  No voices in his head?

Really.  No voices in his head.

That’s pretty stupid.


What are you reviewing?

The Prelude to the Deadpool Corps.

We look fantastic as a girl.

We really do.  Especially with all that boobage and tight skinny waistage.

And man, did you see her feet?  They were like, the best feet I’ve ever seen.

General America also looked pretty great too.


What?  We’re helping!

Yeah, we’re letting everyone know how awesome Liefield’s art is.

Yeah.  Not that we need to tell anybody that because, well, everyone already knows that.

It’s like common knowledge.

They should let him draw everything ever.

Yeah.  And they should let Loeb write everything too.

Now that’s a creative team!


For the sake of continuity, read this first.

That's me! Vyperchild!

This Week in STUFF – An X-cercise in Updating

Our Youtube channel chugs updates along at an irregular pace (Zelda Let’s Plays and Spelunky, for our amusement and yours), whilst our increasingly barren blog is mostly being held up by Deadpool. It’s okay though, we don’t have any readers! Today Safeer reviews Princess and the Frog and Nation X. And because he wants to, he’s going to standardise all his reviews as out of 5 stars from now on, because that makes (more) sense to him (***** is Exceptional; * is Crap).
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Blackest Evil – GEDDIT? GEDDIT?


Those kids think that they’re so smart – but they’re not!  Nope.  Not even close to smart.  Not even close to even almost as smart as I was that time that Black Swan was making me stupider.  That’s how smart they are: they’re smart like a stupid me.  HA. HA. HA. Read more of this post