July 18, 2010 Leave a comment
I mean, they didn’t even talk about old one eye’s in X-Men Origins: Cyclops and they got diamond tits’ outright wrong in X-Men Origins: Emma Frost. I was feeling left out! All I’ve been doing is fighting AIM for my alternaverse zombie head, having inane adventures in a solo title, hanging out dimension-hopping with my alterna-buddies saving the multiverse, attending funerals, joining X-Force, team-up with Z-Listers and watching Bea Arthur porn.
It’s really about time I took a moment to reflect on something I’ve already done. That being: MY ENTIRE LIFE UP UNTIL THIS POINT.