Feed Proxy – It took me two days to give this post a title.

We all read blogs – as evident by your reading of this blog now. But we don’t all read blogs all the time and we don’t all subscribe to RSS feeds. We do. So, to make it easier for people who don’t, we’ve collected a series of this week’s posts from a series of blogs that we follow.

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Feed Proxy WITH BOOBS.

We all read blogs – as evident by your reading of this blog now. But we don’t all read blogs all the time and we don’t all subscribe to RSS feeds. We do. So, to make it easier for people who don’t, we’ve collected a series of this week’s posts from a series of blogs that we follow.

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Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Children?

Fairytales and Censoring Reality

Everyone is familiar (I hope) with the classical fairytales. They’ve been deconstructed, reconstructed, parodied, devoured, destroyed, homogenised and fed to us since their inception, but we always remember the basic, original concepts the best. Girl visits grandma, girl gets pre-empted by extremely shady wolf, grandma gets eaten, wolf gets stabbed in the gut and everyone leaves happy (except for the wolf). They are straightforward, they are often very dark, and they represent the simple aphorisms of our childhood, drilling into us what we should and should not do (in the last case, well, strangers are bad, kiddies, and don’t fucking wander around alone, kiddies) and telling an entertaining story along the way. Read more of this post

Feed Proxy NEW AND IMPROVED or something.

We all read blogs – as evident by your reading of this blog now. But we don’t all read blogs all the time and we don’t all subscribe to RSS feeds. We do. So, to make it easier for people who don’t, we’ve collected a series of this week’s posts from a series of blogs that we follow.

I’ve decided that I prefer the format I used it the previous post, so I’m going to go with that as permanent.

Feed Proxy Lazy

We all read blogs – as evident by your reading of this blog now. But we don’t all read blogs all the time and we don’t all subscribe to RSS feeds. We do. So, to make it easier for people who don’t, we’ve collected a series of this week’s posts from a series of blogs that we follow.

I’ve had a bit of a busy day today, so this post is a bit of a last minute thing for me right now.  That means I’ve made a concerted effort to tie Deadpool up (in Safeer’s basement, incidentally. I’ve also told Deadpool that Safeer was the one doing the tying.) and that means that I’ve not the drive nor the time to make a pretty post with nice layouts and overarching source links, bullet points and witty comments.  Today is just a purely pure dumping of links.

LET IT COMMENCE.

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Feed Proxy WITH A VENGEANCE

THIS BLOG IS MINE.  I am the main character.  I am the most important person.  I AM THE WOLVERINE.

Didn’t they give you a job to do?

NOBODY GIVES ME A JOB TO DO.  I’m Deadpool!  I destroyed Tasmania. I am their boss.  I tell them what to do.

Why are we even doing this?  Shouldn’t we be out stabbing something.

Yeah, you know, in one of our comics.

If you’re bored, we could give Terry a call.  See if she’s free.  We used to be in love with her, remember that?

No, not really.

Don’t I have a job to do?

Probably.  It clearly isn’t a very interesting job.

No, I think I do.  They gave me a list of things and asked me nicely to type up that list.

Are you sure you didn’t stalk them and threaten them with knives if you didn’t get things your way?

I’m not a politician.

Stop snivelling.

LEAVE ME ALONE. I’m trying to write a silly thing for those stupid guys.  But now, thanks to you, I’ve L O S T my train of thought.  THANKS COURIER NEW FONT.  THANKS A LOT.

You’re welcome.

Jerk.  Now what am I actually supposed to be doing?  I’ve got this list of websites, but they look a bit suss to me. If you know what I mean. What the Hell kind of blog is this?

Pikachu torture.

OUR KIND OF BLOG.

I dunno, feels kind of nerdy. Maybe even a little bit retarded.

I think it’s interesting.

I think they’re cheating.  They’re not even using their own content.

Fucking leeches. I’m not even going to read their posts now.  I AM ASHAMED TO BE AFFILIATED WITH THEM.

Ashamed, or just too lazy to be bothered to read the whole thing?

Oh Gods damn it, WHO LET HIM AT THE KEYBOARD?  I bet it was Safeer.  Friggin’ frack.  Now look at the mess we have.  The post is ruined.  I’m not going to go through and fix this.  Seriously.

I AM MASTER OF UNSPEAKABLE EVIL.  AND MARVEL.

Hey, waitaminute.  Aren’t you Thom Cruise?

Feed Proxy 30th January

We’re all – no, sorry. You’re all spindly little nerds so you all read blogs, because basically no girl will touch you.

I don’t think that’s a very nice thing to say to our readers.

I don’t think he really cares about what you have to say.

I really don’t. That Adam kid, and maybe that Safeer kid – I don’t know, his computer is all broken or something. Wanna know what I’d do if my computer was broken?

Sure.

GO OUTSIDE.

What would you do if it weren’t broken?

GO OUTSIDE.

You really should have seen that coming

I really should have.

Anyway, something do with RSS or whatever and then Adam does something at the end of the week and no one really cares. There are so many boobs on the internet that I could be looking at right now instead of writing this. Actually, I might go do that.

That was pretty hilarious if you read this blog, saw the banner and also read Deadpool since Way took over the on-going. Anyway, we’ve collected a series of this week’s posts from a series of blogs that we follow. It’s 98% iPad free!

I fucking love the iPad.

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