Feed Proxy WITH A VENGEANCE
February 7, 2010 Leave a comment
THIS BLOG IS MINE. I am the main character. I am the most important person. I AM THE WOLVERINE.
Didn’t they give you a job to do?
Why are we even doing this? Shouldn’t we be out stabbing something.
Yeah, you know, in one of our comics.
If you’re bored, we could give Terry a call. See if she’s free. We used to be in love with her, remember that?
No, not really.
Don’t I have a job to do?
Probably. It clearly isn’t a very interesting job.
No, I think I do. They gave me a list of things and asked me nicely to type up that list.
Are you sure you didn’t stalk them and threaten them with knives if you didn’t get things your way?
I’m not a politician.
OUR KIND OF BLOG.
I think it’s interesting.
Fucking leeches. I’m not even going to read their posts now. I AM ASHAMED TO BE AFFILIATED WITH THEM.
Oh Gods damn it, WHO LET HIM AT THE KEYBOARD? I bet it was Safeer. Friggin’ frack. Now look at the mess we have. The post is ruined. I’m not going to go through and fix this. Seriously.
I AM MASTER OF UNSPEAKABLE EVIL. AND MARVEL.
Hey, waitaminute. Aren’t you Thom Cruise?